CARD O' FORTUNE

They say that "you are what you eat"... But what about what you DRINK?

We hear tell of mystical processes that are awakened each time you reach for your favorite can of JOYSTICK.

So make your choice wisely because it might just linger with you for an eternity...

(DISCLAIMER: this is pure science, so don't be complainin' when you get a fortune you don't like. Complainin' makes TropTrop anxious, and you wouldn't like him when he's anxious. He gets all sweaty and paranoid, and it's just not good, alright? This is also a parody disclaimer, so don't sue us.)