Blurberry is a sassy little thing, gassy as all heck, and will more than likely bite anything human that comes near his snotty, spiky mouth.

But Blurberry is also a player.  And we don't hate.

#respecttheplayerhatethegame #waitletusclarifywelovegamesbutnotTHOSEtypesofgames

A Lemon-Lime of few words, LemLime is sure to win you over with its intently focused gaze and silly utterances.

Simple and happy. Just the way we like our sour fruits.

#SBDsilentbutdelicious
#hetalksalotbutishesayinganything

Calm, cool, collected... Everything that this little fruit is NOT. Erratic, spastic, and wild is more like it.

Take a taste of TropTrop... if you dare.

#pricklypineapple
#wildmanofthetropics

Not quite fruit, not quite man..

PewPewPunch may straddle the existential line, but definitely not the line between "whack" and "delicious".
Give it a shot if you like your fruit punch... weirrrrrrd.

#hesafruittoo
#andhehasfeelingsgoshdangit

Ah, RizzRazz. There's so much we could say, but there's just not enough time.

So, "Skibidee Rizzler Ohio Sigma Alpha" will have to suffice.

#brainrotqueen
#nothingsayshydrationlikesomegoodolfashionednonsense